You see her everywhere. She walks the streets of Achrafieh, shops in the markets of Hamra, walks along Raouche and, yes, even mimics our own Language. She knows no rival in adaptation and situational flexibility. We are of course talking of the Filipino woman. What more can you ask? She fears nothing, eats adequately and never fails to answer any of your needs with a ‘Yes, Madam!’ Unfortunately, due to a high demand on the Responsible Slavery market, the Filipino woman is currently unavailable outside collector’s edition format. Please reserve your Filipino Woman and take advantage of low transportation fees.
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In recent history, no business has received more criticism than the business of Responsible Slavery. Yes, it’s true, Responsible Slavery has had its fair share of criticisms. There are those who argue that human beings are equal and that basic decency and human rights are a must for civilization to exist. But others such as ourselves, doubt these recent findings about so-called ‘human equality’ and wish to portray a more realistic and humane alternative to that worldview. With Honest Advertising, we hope to defend our position and help us all, Humans and non-Lebanese alike, find a common purpose in Responsible Slavery. Sarcasm intended.
English | January 17, 2019
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